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Raised by chimps and convent-educated, Hot Doggy first met at a disciplinary hearing of The Pipe Club of London, following contemporaneous but unrelated accusations of gross misconduct with a walnut lumberman.
Every member is a classically-trained onanist, and it was their shared love of - and God-given talent for - this artform which inevitably led to the formation of the band.
